Jammin Jess - as random as possible

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Jun. 26th, 2009 at 11:43 PM

Either my allergies or sinuses are bothering me. Either way, its crap.

I ate three ears of corn tonight. They probably would not have lasted another day so I had to take care of them.

We bought Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. This game pisses me off so much. I keep playing it because I can't figure the fucking thing out. Arrrgggh

I can't tell if Kale is the smartest or dumbest cat I have. He can open doors, sneak downstairs, jump a couple gates, without anyone seeing him. Once I do see him, he tries to flatten himself into the floor to hide. WTF? He doesn't try to run, just squishes down to the floor as if I can't see him. Kale is a 13 pounder, full of muscle. Flattening oneself just does not work for you Kale!

I keep putting him in the bathroom every time I catch him sneaking downstairs. Today, he's gotten out of the bathroom twice! He must be pulling the bathroom door towards himself to open it. I don't get it.

He is not escaping outside, just outside of our apartment into my MIL's house. He can open the door to our apartment, even though it has a latch and magnets! WTF! Once the door is open, most of the cats sneak downstairs. They keep peeing in the front hallway, ruining shoes and rugs. This is what pisses me off the most. THESE ARE NOT MY THINGS, CATS! I feel like such an asshole when my cats keep ruining other people's stuff because we can't seem to keep them in the fucking apartment!

and if Kale gets to Milly's food, which is dry Science Diet, he vomits. A couple of weeks ago, he vomited all over some books and the couch. It was not fun to clean up.

This entry was not supposed to a rant about cats. I opened this up because I'm trying to stay awake until Matt gets home. I locked Kale in the bathroom. As I'm typing I see Kale lounging next to me. WTF?

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rainecloud wrote:

Jun. 27th, 2009 07:11 am (UTC)

HAHAHA Kale.

When my cat does something bad or she's just being hyper and I try to come after her to pick her up or tell her to stop she will get all flat on the ground, sometimes she will try to hide in/behind something WAY smaller than her, it's SO funny.

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jesskathand wrote:

Jun. 27th, 2009 10:46 am (UTC)

That's exactly what Kale does! Sometimes he'll flatten himself next to a laundry basket, as if that will cover him hahahah

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jesskathand wrote:

Jun. 28th, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)

I wonder if its a "serval/bengal" thing. Most wildcats crouch down like that when they are threatened. They usually are in brush so they have something protecting them!

Your kitty is a bengal and I have always suspected Kale to have some serval genes in him. He's huge, tall, lanky, got round ears and spotted tabby markings.

Serval kitten: